Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Ohhai Pluto, we’ve recognized you as a thought leader in planets, wanna join our solar system?
Pluto: Wow, really? Where do I sign up????
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Just log in with your Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, InstaPlanet, etc accounts!
Pluto: WOW! I’m the luckiest meteor in the world!
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): No…luckiest PLANET, now…thanks to us.
Pluto: WHOAH!
Two weeks later:
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Ohhai, Pluto…sorry, but you haven’t tweeted much, so we’re gonna have to take back that whole planet perk.
Pluto: WTF? There’s a Disney dog named after me!
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): Yeah that’s because of us. Thanks for your support!
Pluto: But, but…who’s replacing me?
Pout (Interplanetary Klout Scorification *TM*): @Scobleizer, his Pout score is 94.
Pluto: *cries*