So, my venetian blinds are broken on my sliding door at the new apartment. It’s clearly Robert Scoble’s fault. Thanks Robert.
After I realized that, I thought about what else Robert has screwed up for me over the years.
Here’s just a partial list.
- My fish “Hear” and “Here” named after Pluggd technology died before I moved to Seattle. Thanks Scoble.
- Citizens Bank messed up my account and money went all over and dissapeared. Thanks Scoble.
- When I was 4, my Dukes of Hazzard Bigwheel lost a wheel. Appreciate it Scoble.
- A Septa bus splashed me with water and mud like 20 times over the years. Every single time I now realize one person was responsible. Robert Effin Scoble.
- My alarm clock is broken. You guessed it. Thanks Scobleizer.
- The turmoil in the Middle East? Yep. Thanks RS.
- High gas prices? SCOBLE!
- That rash that one time…er. Roberto Scobleizero.
- The demise of Ask’s Jeeves? Scoble put a hit out on him.
- CLIPPY? DAMN YOU SCOBLE!
- Old ladies talk to me all the damn time. Scoble told them to.
- Global warming? Need i say more?
- WaWa no longer carries my favorite ice cream. You dastardly sonofagun Scoble.
That’s just a few. More later.